Thursday, January 11, 2007

Warning! : Explicit Scenes. Enter at own risk.

In the previous post, I have volunteered to show you the pest that lurks in your kitchen at night.. even in the cleanest kitchen, these pests give no mercy. Now i am going to show you how I got to become a tad too sadistic (pardon me) and exterminate these damn pests... *the Cockroach*. Hold your breath... It's an ugly sight to behold. Do not ignore the warning.

Here we go :



Trap-A-Roach. "More Powerful Catch with Special Foot Mat!" Oh yes.. Believe it.. Roaches now have a mat to 'wipe their feet of oil and dirt' before they go into the 'house' for some 'hot tea'.
"Wavy Glued Surface catches more roaches!" Now that's a good start. I have confidence in this thing. Let's put it to the test.... Now now, let's look inside... lalalala



What a nice prim and proper little house for all my little pests. Siap with all the cute cartoon drawings and all. See how attractive they made the "lady" roach? More like "hooker" roach, if they could ever have a high sex drive.. hahaha. ok i'm blabbering off... next!


On the right is the roach's foot mat, made of absorbant substance to trap oil and dirt off the roaches' feet before they "step in" the house. The Bait will be laid in the middle of the "house", on the patch of sticky icky gluey substance.


Simply place the 'house' in a dark place you know roaches love to go at night. Let's just call it the "Roach Hooker's Love Motel".


Look what happened in a week! It trapped 3 cockroaches! Super Big! Super Naughty!
How do you know they are naughty?
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You'll be Eeeeeeewwwwed by this last pic.
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This Huge-Ass one tried to escape!! But the glue was too strong. So it's butt and hind legs were stuck to the glue.. And you can see the struggle this Giant had to put through...
A scene from SAW .. The roach's head was snapped off and left dangling halfway out of the 'house'! My mission is completed. Happy Dreams Everyone! heh heh heh.

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